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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:23
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
—
Iron is naturally present in these 10 foods - Times of India
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Can you summarize season 1 of "The Acolyte"?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Still no good.
Next, they tried...
No go.
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids